I bet I don’t have to tell you that Alfred the little green guy with boobs is fictional. I don’t think anyone out there really believes that there is a slug of an alien trying on my bras so I’m going to tell the truth.
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A funny thing happened to my birth control
I was so ready to write. The computer blinked her lights, almost winking at me because she could sense the ideas percolating in my mind. But then my life with an alien interrupted with a medical emergency of sorts.
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So I haven’t posted and I’m really sorry, I don’t know what to tell you, dear reader except for the little green guy, Alfred has kidnapped my password and he has sold my email to every solicitor in the phone book. It only took him two weeks to lean how to read human English. He [...]
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One would think with all of the intergalactic parties happening around here I wouldn’t have a problem. After all the green guys know how to throw a party. But they don’t get drunk on alcohol, they fly the skies on High Fructose Corn Syrup and those incomplete fats that clog arteries. The results are the [...]
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